THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
imagine having your dads face as a neck-tie
That’s not his face, it’s a mask you uncultured swine
I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from the mail she was opening, she said: “because you’re dead on the inside.”
I…think I need a moment.
Dedicated to the people struggling right now, who don’t feel worth much and don’t think they’re that great. You are stronger than you know. And you are the bravest person I know.
Hey everyone remember the time when Devi made a very inspirational comic featuring this precious dog name Courage?
are you a trap card because i’ve fallen for you
idk what happened i was playing ac3 and then i guess the textures bugged out or something because all of a sudden it’s assassin’s creed 3: punk rock au