Just a guys who loves advenut-Huh? That's copyrighted? Um. Well then...
'Lo, name's De'Andre! I reblog basically anything funny so yeah. Sometimes it gets serious though so also yeah. I'm just filling this with stuff because I'm bored. So yeah.
Oh, I like to write, though I doubt I'll actually show anything here but who knows. I like to ship stuff but that's practically a given on Tumblr. If you have any questions on something, just drop me an ask.

 

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isnโ€™t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

club02:

lesliexox518:

newyorkkkkdoll:

boomboomclapclap:

ocheano:

yesterday i was depressed and my boyfriend told me this 

If someone said this to me i would cry from happiness

Awww ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ช

I used to get texts like this ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜– so cute

i feel like this if from tfios

club02:

lesliexox518:

newyorkkkkdoll:

boomboomclapclap:

ocheano:

yesterday i was depressed and my boyfriend told me thisย 

If someone said this to me i would cry from happiness

Awww ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ช

I used to get texts like this ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜– so cute

i feel like this if from tfios

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: proportionates)

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

(Source: slimydad)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldnโ€™t find them

you win